A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.
News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.
TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
A synonym for the England football team.
There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!