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Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 5, 2022


Diarrhea breath

The sensation of your digestive system gases going up to your breath. It usually happens if you have a stomach ache.

I never saw a person ever talk about diarrhea breath and there's no page talking about it so I'm the one who's going to do it

by Ivv October 27, 2017


Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 24, 2023


She was breathing

Originates from the famous if she breathes, she is a thot.
Breathing therefore is the urban verb for acting like a slut.

"She was breathing a lot on that party last night."
"Yo help me out, this girl is breathing all over me."

by ItsMeImDoingIt November 25, 2018


earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms

Hey daniel you have earth breath

by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022


Breathe a crowd

To breathe a crowd is to cause an audience to smoke Cannabis during a live performance.

Bob Marley could seriously breathe a crowd.

by shasta ram rah November 23, 2010


mutt breath

A purest of pures

A person who is a mutt of a brethian
And is a full blown mutt with the breath of a thousand assholes

That cunt is a pure bread mutt brethian

Or “absolute mutt breath … what a pure bread

by Swartman October 27, 2022