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Jonas Brothers

Three brothers from New Jersey who are amazing musicians, contrary to popular belief. Many don't like them which the thousands of fans (who are not all stupid brainwashed little girls) would accept if they were respectful about it and did not spend their lives posting long inaccurate comments about how much they suck. Their music is both fun and meaningful. The three most talented brothers in the US.

Jonas hater: The Jonas Brothers suck..they suck cock *enter another generic comment here* blah blah blah
Jonas fan: wow you have a life...not..

by munt31 November 23, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lodge Brother

Somewhat dismissive term for an American male who is an anachronistic throwback to the 1950s; not a teen rock-n-roll enthusiast of the era, but the parent of a Boomer.

Typically conservative WWII vet, tangentially racist ("those goddam xxxx are taking over this country, I swear"), heavy drinker, generally a member of a bowling league and of the Elks, VFW, KofC or Moose from the 1950s through the '70s. Probably still keeps bowling trophies from that era on a china closet in the dining room.

Sadly, a dying breed in American culture.

Original reference credited to Ren & Stimpy animator John Kricsfalusi, referring to his character "George Liquor" as "a real Lodge Brother from the 50s." In more familiar terms, think Flintstones or Ralph Kramden.

by Professor Al August 14, 2009

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Smash Brothers

Brothers that are known to sleep with lots of girls and "smash" that thing in the bedroom. A.K.A. Brothers that handle business in the bedroom to the point were she says she loves you and you just met the female.

"I put the smash brothers on her and shes been hooked ever since."

by tylii fliy October 17, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doobie Brothers

An awesome club that is very hard to get into. Group members can be defined as cool kids who like to smoke the occasional herb.

The first rule of Doobie Brothers is to never disrespect a fellow group member.

The second rule is to fuck bitches and get money

Yo those kids at that party were gettin all the bitches!! They probably are some Doobie Brothers.

by Doobie bro April 28, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lehman Brothers

Black people who work on Wall Street.

JaMarcus could have become an NFL quarterback, but instead he went to Wall Street to become one of them Lehman Brothers.

by worldkingproductions October 6, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

the jonas brothes are a band of brothers, nickolas,joseph, and kevin (the 2nd),people call the JB or the jobros and i love them alot! in my opinion nick is the cutest. he is the youngest in the band.they have a littler brother who is to young to be in the band, and the magazines say he dosn't want to,he wants to start his own band, his name is frankie, and he is 8 years old at the time.

did you buy the Jonas Brothers' CD?

by karli z April 18, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A pop-rock (popular rock) band of brothers consisting of Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas was discovered singing when he was at a hair salon with his mother at the age of 3. Someone then referred him to an agency. Then he performed on broadway in the shows "Les Miserables" (Gavroche)"Beauty and the Beast" (Chip) "the Sound of Music" and "Annie Get Your Gun". In 2004 he recorded a solo self-titled Christian album with his brothers as backup singers/musicians. All 3 boys have played guitar, drums, and piano all of their lives. They recorded a demo song called Please Be Mine for Nicholas, who had planned on being a solo artist at the time and Columbia Records signed them as a trio. They recorded an album called "Its about Time" under this label in 2005. In 2006, the record label shut down leaving the boys without one. They were signed to the Disney-owned record label Hollywood Records in 2006 and continue to be successful,talented, musicians who seem to improve and mature through each album.

Fanbase : Stereotype vs Reality..

the stereotypical jonas fan is under the age of 12 and only likes them for their looks. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION. Jonas Brothers have a fanbase of all ages and 99% of their fans love their music, and who they are as people. They are the most dedicated fans in the world...

Haters:

Jonas Haters typically hide behind a computer screen and spam Jonas Brother's youtube, myspace, twitter etc as a result of their ignorance. Most of the time these haters act as if they are superior to Jonas fans bc they hate them and believe that one day they can harm the boys. Their behavior is eerily similar to that of a white supremacist.

how can you judge a piece of music by hearing 3milliseconds of it or not hearing it at all... you cant, so stop judging the jonas brothers by that, and dig a little deeper than the surface bc 100% of the time, the stereotype is wrong

"Personally, I am not in the band to say 'hey you have to respect us and take us seriously' because that's kind of stupid. We're doing it because we love it and dont care what age group we attract. If they like our music,they like our music and if they dont, fine. We dont need you to like our music." - Joe Jonas

by jonai September 28, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž