Closet Bush

1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.

2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.

3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game

The current president is a Closet Bush
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"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"

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Toodley Bushes

A word to describe indiscriminate plants in a calm forrest.

Today I took a walk through the Toodley Bushes.

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bush water

Vaginal Excretion during a full moon.

Bro, did you get some of that bush water last night?

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licking the bush

Sticking your whole face in the pussy and then the pussy swallows your head and you get sucked in and never seen again

Dan: did you know where mike is.

Bob: I heard he was "licking the bush".

Dan: rest in peace mike.

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Bush diving

Headlong leap of young men into woody bush.

Bru, I totally broke my glasses bush diving last night.

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Bush Brush

When a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth.

I gave this girl a bush brush to the face.

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Bush Brush

When a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth.

I gave this girl a bush brush to the face.

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