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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
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"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
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When a man slips a testicle in to both the bum hole and the vagina then proceeds to jizz on her tits
Mate, I completed the challenger on that loose bird!
A challenge whereby the participants eat as many brownies as possible and down them with room temperature coca cola, all while sitting in a hot room. The one who successfully avoids soiling themselves before the end of the challenge is the victor.
"Brownies and coke challenge....I ate three pans of brownies and downed room temperature coca cola that is three months old in a room with the temp at 80, and my nickers are whiter than Sarah Palin. This brownies and coke challenge is nuthin."
Placing a star rum bottle on the floor and seeing how far you can get it up your asshole by sitting on it.
Jeff: dude I just did the star rum challenge and totally got the whole thing up there.
Dom: wow that’s amazing. I could only get 3/4ths of the bottle.
Simple listen to Disney or pixar music while having sex.
Bro, me and my girlfriend did the Disney Challenge last night. I can never watch Aladdin again
A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"