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When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny
wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole
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When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.
After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.
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Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.
Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.
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a small penis.
EXAMPLE
SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.
smaller than your average cock.chode
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A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.
"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
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The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.
His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.
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adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.
That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!
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