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When you flip your shirt inside out to hide stains or other dirtiness in order to continue wearing the same, but now "clean" shirt.
Guy 1: Lets go pick up chicks.
Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.
Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.
A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.
Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning
When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
When you wash your hands,use visine,spray cologne or perfume,and mouthwash after smoking marijuana
After smoking a marijuana cigarette or J Chaz and Rich quattro cleaned!
Self-pleasuring in the shower.
-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.
One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."