sad clown

The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.

That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.

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Bozo the Clown

When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.

After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.

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clown shoe

A word used by friends to trip out a stoned or high friend.

Me "dude im so high"
green dinosaur "your a fucking clown shoe man"
Me "Whaaaat? man you fucking me up"

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clown shoes

things that are big, stupid, and come in pairs.

John and his girlfriend got arrested for having sex on a playground swing set. What a coupla clown shoes.

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To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

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Brown Clown

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

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Brown Clown

While having anal sex, you pull your dick out and draw a smiley face in shit on your girls ass.

I was ass bangin' my girl, and I gave her a brown clown.

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