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Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.
At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.
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A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.
Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.
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A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.
He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.
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An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.
Man I'm glad i dint have sex with him last night i heard he had "Brad's Cock"
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A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.
"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."
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1. One who intentionally, habitually, and enthusiastically ingests/eats human penis, either cooked or uncooked (may be wrapped in a sushi roll, tortilla, or pancake)usually fetish related, sometimes done for religious or tax purposes.
2. Dick Cheney
That cock cannibal vice president, Dick Cheney, ate my penis!
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Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"
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