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When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.
Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)
Tim:"Fuck crap!"
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way
If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”
A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome