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For example: Prince Harry told Meghan Markle he had a crush on her on National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day which is 4/17
Hey Taylor your my crush and I said that because it's National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day.
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When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.
Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?
Jasper: Yea, sure.
Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.
Jasper: Why, you know he's not...
Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.
Jasper: Um, sure....
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what u say when u thirstin for a donald duck
ayo is that donald duck? i want him to crush my face so bad
A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.
You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas
A second crush you get on your partner after y'all have started dating
When you see them as just your partner and then some event happens and you realize why you had crush on them in the first place. When that happens, you form a crush once again on your partner.
Yo man, I think I have a crush on my partner
Aren't y'all dating?
Well yeah, but I still have crush on her
The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."