double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

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Double T's

An alliteration to describe someone with small boobs. Instead of "Double D's," Double T's stands for tiny tits.

Girl:OH I LOVE THIS BATHING SUIT!i'm gonna go try it on.

friend: girl no ur not. U need a push up with them double T's

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Double Pumping

Using two hands, one after another, repeatedly during male (or for the more advanced user, female) masturbation.

oh it's also a thing in fortnite

Yo, i was double pumping Martha last night

fuck double pumpers, dude.

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double Dingus

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Double c

Reference to Chanel's logo

Double C on my belt, you rocking Ecko (Ecko, Ecko)

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Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

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double fuck

When two guys fuck the same chick in the pussy or ass or mouth at the same time. Also, when two chicks use strap-ons or other sex toys to fuck a guy in the ass or mouth at the same time.

Joe and I will double fuck her after the party.
Those chicks want to double fuck joe after.

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