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One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.
Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.
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(n) A person that has become such a douche, that they are in fact a device for carrying around douches, encompassing a collection of varying douche types.
A bucket of douche. Someone who has so many douche-like qualities that they are beyond the idea of a single douche, but rather they are many douches, capable of becoming more douchey at any time.
Whenever I want to haul around some douche, I can come to you, you douche bucket.
He is not just a douche, he has become a douche bucket.
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A combination of Douche and Chode.
Bono from U2 is a Douche Chode!
Tom Cruise is a Douche Chode!
Johnny Depp is a Douche Chode!
Mayor Ray Nagin is a Douche Chode!
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A person who is a douche bag as well as a faggot.
Trevor has a rist is a little Douche Fag.
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The various antics of a douche bag.
If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.
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A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
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a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
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