Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."
When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof
Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded
When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.
Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.
A fast traveling, preferrably liquidy dump that comes out quick and burns like hell either before, during, or after the deed.
"Dude I woke up with some crazy fire mudd this morning!"
Euphemism for ejaculating.
Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.
Name of Skrillex's album, released on February 17, 2023, through OWSLA.
Have you listened to "Quest for Fire" by Skrillex yet?