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a frog with a rake. that’s it.
Person 1: Oh look a frog!
Person 2: Why does it have a rake?
Person 1: Oh it’s frog rake!
When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog
When you nut too many times in a row and all that comes out is some water with a few baby frogs swimming around.
After the first few days on quarantine I was just spittin frog water.
His name is dean christodolopolous and he is a fuckboy. He looks like a frog and thinks he can get all the girls. He planned to hook up with this try hard girl and thinks he is top shit now. Like come on, who does that???? He tries too hard with his cheek bones when he sends snaps to girls. He talks to every girl he can get to. He pretends to put effort into one girl but little does she know hes talking to anothet 5000 girls. He is such a dick. He is scared as well. He cant even meet up with a girl cause hes a pussy. Now thats a bit far. He sends ab pictures and expects girls to send something good back. He is the most desperate frog ever and he pisses people off. No one can explain how much of a fag he is. He lies and thinks he can get away with it. If you get on his bad side... YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!! Now, be careful because hes dangerous! GRRR
Person 1; See that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh yea. i do!
Person 1: He is such a stupid frog. He is a fuckboy
Person 2: Yea i can see that. What an ass. i heard some stories about him. Hes so stupid
On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!
hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!
When you go full incest and fuck your brother.
Man we caught mahomes in the locker room really frog boggling his brother. Everybody puked, it was gnarly.
The act of one frog docking with another frog. Doesn't have to be of the same species.
A bullfrog and a tree frog were seen frog docking.