Jizzing off the top of a bunk bec.
Dude, I totally want to pull a Justice Rains From Above on her tonight!
You're insane!
Sexy ass mofo i see walking the hallways, istg if he’s a freshman LMFAO
i always see that kid leo from marist around, he’s rly cute
have enough money to avert hunger or starvation (used hyperbolically).
"I work part-time to pay the mortgage and keep the wolf from the door"
two sisters of questionable morals who share a birth mother. This birth mother also shares the quality of questionable morals.
speaker 1:
Did you see how she and her sister were at the party last weekend?
speaker 2: what did you expect? that girl is a slut from the same mutt!
a schizophrenic character from until dawn
Hey whos that guy in the game you're playing
josh from until dawn
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An animal's sister who was born in a different litter than them.
We have two dogs, Chomp and Sarah, Chomp's sister from another litter.
My cat Her Majesty met her sister from another litter, Esmerelda.
When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night