Afgan Ham

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.

I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.

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Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.

Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!

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ham drip

an overly glazed ham.

you used too much! look at that ham drip.

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Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

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ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

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Cleveland Steamed Hams

Your butt after a cleveland steamer

After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams

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clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

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