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Achy Breaky Hannah is a name for the process which that hot little piece of jailbait Miley Cyrus and/or her pointless alter-ego will soon undergo. Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, her weight will balloon up, she'll get knocked up by a trailer-trash wigger and drink heavily during the pregnancy, make numerous public appearances going commando in a short dress, enter/quit rehab at least five times, and finally be found in bed one morning with an empty bottle of pills and an empty bottle of rum.
Once Miley completes the long process of Achy Breaky Hannah, she'll just be yet another one of the garden-variety pop-stars who all sound exactly alike and yet somehow draw tons of pre-teen fans. At least it's still a bigger accomplishment than her one-hit-wonder father.
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a extreme long dull and painfull amount of time
omg i was in first then u tomahawked me im gunna hate u for hannah montena forever
why would u do that this will take hanna montena forever to fix
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Threatening to commit suicide over seemingly innocent stuff.
You guys keep pushing me so hard and I'll throw an Hannah Baker at y'all.
When you cry hysterically about something unfathomably ridiculous, usually after drinking an excessive amount of gin - often of the pink variety.
Hannah Lewis: oh my god! I’m in so much pain because I drank too much gin, fell over on my face and broke the neighbor’s cats leg! *Waaahh wahhhh wahhh*
Jana: that’s a Hannah Lewis Cry if ever I saw one!
Hannah is one amazing girl she is so cute and nice. and is very confident in everything she does
Hannah is the best every she help me with my quiz
Stupid furry that won't bathe.
WOAH! Did Hannah S. P. get out?!
LOCK THE FURRY PRISONER UP!
One of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. She has an outgoing personality and has a crush on a certain "J" character. If you have a Hannah Grace Hale in your life, you're one of the lucky ones, but don't betray her or she will rip out and stomp on your heart. She gives you many chances within reason. Love and cherish any Hannah Grace Hale you have in your life.
-Syd
I have a good feeling we have a Hannah Grace Hale on our hands! I'm so excited!