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a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
The tendency of history to repeat itself
Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.
the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.
Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?
AP Art History (or APAH) is an advanced placement class that combines two of the most useless subjects. over the course of the year your head will be filled with the form-function-content-context etc etc of 250 required art pieces.
person 1: yo what'd you get on the last AP Art History test?
person 2: a 62%!! (<- this is actually good)
The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"