when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.
my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.
Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip.
A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, arch-angel's prefix.
When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.
Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!
What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."
A college prep school for guys where all the students have butt sex with one another. The ones with girlfriends date girls from "Villa", a girls prep school. The girls from "Villa" all have STD's which inadvertently mean the guys at Holy Ghost have STD's.
-Dude! did you hear that Holy Ghost Prep kid fucked that chick from villa?
-That blows, he's for sure got the herp.
Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.
Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!
Friend: good for u
Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.
I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.