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The Human Genome Project

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.

Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.

by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021


Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

by sailA Alias August 4, 2018


Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010


human growth and development

What we call Sex Ed nowadays.

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.

by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017


Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 22, 2019


trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 3, 2018


human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 2, 2019