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A north american erstaz version of formula one where cars drive in small circles for hours. They are unable to race in the rain (the drivers tend to rust), and the safety car is used everytime someone coughs behind the wheel.
The series where F1 failiers can excel
Ricardo Zonta, Dario Francetti, Christian Fitipaldi, Mark Blundell etc etc etc
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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
Hey look at Jon in his new Audi TT - that's definitely a hairdressers car.
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Chevy Cobalt that doesn't run. Has a Apexi Afc Neo - Vtec Controller. Get's fixed when everything works fine. Has no valid warranty.
Damn son, that stock car doesn't run again.
Why tune a stock car, when there is nothing to tune?
That stock car has a real tooner behind it.
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The equivalent to horse girls. Car guys get no pussy so they are usually attracted to cock. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.
Car guy: i like that car
lady: oh so you are a homosexual
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A car in which is perfectly decently looking and a nice daily driver, totally modified to resemble a car a VIP would supposedly drive in. Now, understand that this is the derivative of this style.
Occasionally referred to as Bippy's, modern VIP'd cars are normally just the ricer equivalent of a luxury car. This usually includes a fugly body kit, dropping your ride to the ground using air suspension (ride is horrid), putting huge beveled rims on it, and completely screwing up the camber so that the wheels can actually spin when driving the car. Oh yeah, and it must have at least 4 doors for a "Very Important Person" to fit in the back.
Essientially, a VIP'd car is the opposite of what a Very Important Person would like to be seen in.
Victims of becoming VIP'd usually include the following:
LEXUS'S
Toyota's
Acura's
Honda's
xB's
Minivan's
...basically any other JDM import sedan they can get their hands on, along with the occasional Euro car.
Person 1: Yo' ese, you see mah new BIPPY's?
Person 2: What? Oh, your ricer?
Person 1: NO MANG! MAH VIP Cars!
Person 2: There is no way in hell a VIP would ride in those.
Person 1: Man, you've been reading too much of that ST:A crap.
Person 2: Whatever dude, those are just luxury ricers, nothing more. They're uglier than the stock models.
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a piece of shit car, that all it does is waste gas....and look like shit
Mustang, Camaro, all that American Crap
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When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
Amy: God, I'm so bored.
Alicia: CAR CRASH!
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