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Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.

Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.

by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020


Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022


Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.

before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.

by jeditimelord May 1, 2020


thump theory

The belief that some women vomit during or after anal sex

I tested the thump theory twice and she puked both times…

by EmCo801 October 13, 2022


Style theory

MatPat’s newest channel!

Style theory!

by PlayingHard October 31, 2023


Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.

Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.

by DESIGNERWEAR October 12, 2022


Drip Theory

Another form of "having drip" or "being drippy"; usually consisting of 3 or more articles of flashy/expensive/shiney jewelry. A theory in which a set principles are based on the amount of jewelry a person is wearing in close proximity of eachother on that person's body; usually consisting of 3 or more peices.

"DAMN! Dude has 3 watches on his wrist, he's definitely got drip theory."

"Are you gonna have a drip theory for tonight's party?"

by DESIGNERWEAR October 13, 2022