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End of 2020

On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.

The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.

by Fatticket December 6, 2020


end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff

Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?

by JPhillips March 7, 2008


Never-ending bowl

The phenomenon in which, when faced with a bowl of food (salad, pasta, etc.), eating continually does nothing to decrease the quantity of food from which you started.

A: "Dude, are you even eating?"
B: "I am, it’s just a never-ending bowl!"

by aureliaaurita June 21, 2024


cow end

A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.

Fuck off you cow end.

by Zuko441 December 7, 2016


End Day

Slang for Friday

Sweet! It's end day!
End day?
Er.. Friday

by Pure.Mousetail March 29, 2018


Till the end of the line

A FUCKING LIE

Steve: im with you till the end of the line.
Bucket: :D
Steve: JUST JOKING ANYWAY IM GONNA LEAVE YOU TO FUCK A 40s CHICK, GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.
Bucket: ... :/

by INCORRECTBUCKET February 6, 2023


A Worlds End

A person who deliberately or accidentally fell off their path to success, freedom, or fulfillment, instead choosing to stay within the level they've achieved so far.

People usually use this to define those who has made serious bad choices in life resulting in a lifestyle that is dangerous to themselves and others or has serve consequences.

Junoir: "Thomas got arrested for sex trafficking, he's not getting out of prison anytime soon"
David: "Thomas being a worlds End???... Who knew."

by Commudo775 November 30, 2023