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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 5, 2022


Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020


Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022


Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.

"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."

by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023


ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021


Power Wash

When a person urinates inside their partner’s bootyhole during anal intercourse

Me and John were so horny I gave him a power wash last night

by Jaysea May 19, 2022


power wash

When someone pisses on another's asshole to clean it after a messy shit. Like a bidet, but warmer.

I just had some awful diarrhea, can you power wash me? I'm in a hurry!

by culboy6969 August 1, 2024