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Can you be freakishly fast????
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
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the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.
typical out of jimmy's head conversation:
jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.
kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?
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its when your jim jams are jamming too hard
Yo bro i just had a jimmy jim jam moment XD rawr
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The man with the largest donger known to man
Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!
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Can be used in place of a condom.
"probably should've used a Jimmy, probably should've never met her" - Three Six Mafia, "Baby Mama"
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That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.
WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!
Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?
You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.
A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.
Dick
Penis
He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.