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Loves reddit and girls. Dreams of changing thier last name to fox, has the biggest dick but cant use it cause hes a hardcore christian who cant fap.
Girl: That kid is so weird
Girl2: Yeah hes a John Fox
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To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.
The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?
Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.
Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
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A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys
"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one
Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love
When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church
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He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime
Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
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A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.
Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
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1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
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The funny dude who played The Father Paul hennessey from 8 Simple Rules. died 9/11/2003
threes company
8 simple rules
john will be remembered for his humour -now hes with Tupac - Respec'
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Code word for a quarter ounce of marijuana.
I have to go pick up John Cusack. (Q-sack)
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