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Something that men should not be looking at or watching just for the sake of it being lesbian. Lesbians are real people are do not exist to please some sort of straight man agenda.
Man: Bro I love watching lesbian sex haha
Lesbian: what the fuck is wrong with you we have relationships outside of sex stop fetishizing us
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When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.
I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight
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The other name for a dildoe that a lesbian tends to use for pleasure.
C'mon I want to stick that lesbian stick in me.
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A man who is attracted to women and decides to have genital surgery in order to make himself a woman.
A lesbian man would be if John grew up as a male, he was a ladies man in high school, he hits age 30 and decides he has always wanted to be a female because he was never comfortable in his own body. He then proceeds to go through a sex reassignment surgery to make his genitals into a female's genitalia. He then becomes a woman,his name is turned into Jane and is still attracted to women not men. Therefore, Jane is a lesbian although she used to be a male.
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Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.
If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.
You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.
Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.
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A contradictory sexuality. A pansexual is attracted to everybody; whereas a lesbian is an identifying female exclusively attracted to other identifying females.
It invalidates the existence of actual lesbians and should be considered offensive, but it's not because people like to pick and choose their battles.
A: I sexually identify as a pansexual lesbian.
B: That makes no sense, but you do you.
A: Cancelled! :)
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To act lesbian like but not really be a lesbian. The fact that the lesbian is gay makes her straight.
Kristin is such a gay lesbian when she is around Amelia!
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