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I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL
#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1
#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12
car and logs
The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.
Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.
The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
A female that takes cock in all three holes
Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯