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Corndog mouth is a condition where all around a persons lips are zits. It is referred to as corndog mouth because as one consumes a greasy corn dog the absorbed grease in the breading may get all over ones mouth, hence causing a breakout.
Shit baby! Your corndog mouth has so many zits it looks like herpes!
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When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
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When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.
Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.
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When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.
Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity
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taking a thicc dick straight to the face
sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face
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The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.
I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!
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Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.
I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job
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