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Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
A nuclear-level comeback from an insult
B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now
someone that kai deeply loves <333
kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot
This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.
Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum
when you drill the fuck out if somoness mun
my dad is such a mum driller she cant walk straight
Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.
Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!