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My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- www.realultimatepower.net
a man that i have never heard of until snoop doggs recent release 'vato'
b-real is a mexican, that is somewhat of a suckass rapper
Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.
From The Mad Real World:
White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."
Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."
Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."
Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
To impose an act violence, sans Benicio Del Torro: Usual Suspects
He'll flip ya, flip you for real!
Drink Up:
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned