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National fit boys day, where only fit people are born
Mum: my son is going to be fat
Nurse: well he was born on 29th of November
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Finger your friends and make sure u tell them your HOMIE sexual
13 November
“Bro why did u finger me.. u gay!”
“Nah I’m just Homie sexual”
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November 8 is give your Gf a kiss day because tomorrow is her birthday but you won’t see her then so do it today
Bf: Hey, it’s November 8! *kiss noise*
Gf: Nawwww thanks tehehehehe
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November 16 is actually my sisters bday hahahahah and I was hoping I could write some cringe ass definition and b like “here ya go” for her bday.
Happy birthday little sister of mine. November 16 means the worst/best day of my life (sometimes) but gotta love those siblings
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November 28 is national eat a sausage day
"Hey what's today?" "It's November 28 which is national eat a sausage day." Sausage for everyone!!
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It’s national flick a dick day walk up to any guy you see and flick their dick and they won’t care
Boy 1:”hey bro what’s up” *flicks his dick*
Boy 2:” haha ahh shit man you got me so good I wasn’t expecting that but have a good day my man”
Boy 1:”haha thanks see ya later dawg
Hey bro did you see Charlie flick that mans dick that was so dope dawg
November 8th is official flick a dick day
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Girls can do anything they want to guys and not get in trouble or be accused of being in love with the boy
Girl:*kisses guy
Guy:why you do that
Girl:it's November 7
Guy:Ok
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