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When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.
"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"
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A popular month long challenge in which the participant must go the entire month of April without playing the popular MMO Animal Jam.
“Hey man, let’s play Animal Jam!”
“Sorry, I can’t, it’s No Animal Jam April!”
Jam Dick January is much like Destroy Dick December and No Nut November but this one is painful. It is when you smash your nuts on something and masturbate while doing it.
Hey you doing Destroy Dick December . Oh hellll Nahhhhh i'm training for Jam Dick January
When a girl cancels a date due to having the Corona virus
I thought we really hit it off. Today she tells me to keep away she has the Corona virus .
She just got Corona clam jammed
1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
A party that consists of no alcoholic beverages, marijuana, or other drugs. Usually a party thrown by kids with little or no friends, for reasons such as
-Parents being home
-The kid is just simply a loser
Let's not go to waterson's party because it's going to be a pop & chips jam.
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