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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011


block tax

50 dollars

block tax is 50 dollars dawg

by Definition Block May 15, 2021


Slobbery Block

An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.

My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!

by myrealname2 April 18, 2021


Poster-block

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".

LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!

by AirXMyth March 2, 2010


cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 11, 2017


Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.

I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!

by Disneydork323 January 29, 2011


Flock Blocking

Preventing religious figures from converting others.

I like to shadow Jehovah witnesses and when people finally let them in run up and make a big scene to scare them off, I call it flock blocking

by UnReal Definition November 22, 2014