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rick astley would never ever do that
never gonna make you cry
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- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
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ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.
What is used when you want to make a baby.
I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me
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A derogatory phrase, expressing desire for one to jump a fence or wall.
Let's make like a Mexican, the fuzz is coming!
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A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"
"Robot, make me a sandwich!"
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This term, generally associated with programming or construction of some sort, means to do whatever you gotta do to simply make it work. When you do something on a MTBW basis, you generally have no regard for efficiancy, safety, error correction, or anything other than the most basic instance of it performing the task it was designed to do.
My program is slow and inefficiant because I made it on a MTBW basis.
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Anytime you are fed up with an establishment/party/residence where music is playing preferably one with a jukebox, you very discretely put on November Rain by Gun's n Roses and then bounce the fuck out leaving everyone to suffer through the long and painstaking process of listening to all 9 minutes of the song when they'd probably rather hear the new Kanye joint.
P1: Dude remember when we were at the bar where they kept playing that top 20 bullshit thats on the radio anyway?
P2: Yea what about it? That's most bars/clubs.
P1: Okay but remember when we were about to leave and I casually walked up to the Jukebox Making it November Rain?
P2: Oh yea dude. Good thing we didn't stick around those people were probably super pissed!
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