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Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"
"you're gay."
A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.
Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"
Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.
Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.
Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
On a beach.
Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?
People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.
A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.
"Wow haven't seen Shaun lately."
"He just became a Butt Pirate for Alex"
"Poor Shaun..."