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A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.
1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance
Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.
"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"
"I sure am!"
"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"
"Sounds just spiffy!"
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When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.
Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."
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When in the prosess of dropping a turbo deuce all that is released from one's rectum, is a warm, festering, inflammatory liquid. Can be a caatalyst to the creation of a poo swamp.
Dude, my current poo swamp dwellery is utterly vile because that chili I grubbed on gave me the most horridly foul case of ass piss.
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The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.
Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.
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A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.
You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.
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Look at those snot nose brats splashing around in the Piss pond!
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When there are at least 3 urinals in a mens room and a guy comes in and uses the urinal next to you instead of leaving an empty stall in between.
(Ryan)Hey Jim, did you notice Scott always stands next to you when your taking a piss. (Ryan) yeah Jim, I thing Scott's a piss fag.
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