ninja poop

-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding

That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.

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poop chute

anus or asshole

She wants me to give it to her in her poop chute

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poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

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Poop Turd

A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.

That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!

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Poop Cam

A small camera installed into the bottom of a toilet bowl to capture footage of the pooping of unsuspecting victims.

"Hey Ryan did you get the poop off your poop cam lens yet, beceause I hear someone had the green apple splatters!"

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poop lip

1. The lip of your sphyncter.
2. A good name to call someone.

How's your poop lip?
Your a big old poop lip.

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poop hammock

It's when you wear a g-string backwards.....

"I wear my g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock"

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