Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes