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Woman: hey :)
Man: hey wanna give me a sleeve-rocking?
Woman: oh you know it ;)
(7 min later)
Man: al;sdkjfoiaslkjfslkdfjsifd, man you rock a mean sleeve
Woman: yeah you "came" to the right place!
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The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.
You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.
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A mit rock is a person who’s ugly or a situation that’s crazy or indescribable
Damn, jay he’s really a fucking mit rock!!
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To try to define punk rock is stupid. Punk rock is a kind of music, and is the life style around it, that started it. Your punk if you really don't give a damn what people think. Punk rock music is generally raw and fast 3 chord music, and it always has lyrics that are about something that the written wants to be out there. The lifestyle of punk rock kids though doesn't mean you only listen to punk rock, it means you listen to, and do whatever you want and don't give half a fuck what other people think. A true punk rock kid could listen to one direction, acdc, the Ramones, and 5sos and still be punk rock cause if the way they held themselves and acted. If your punk, you speak and act out for what you believe in, especially of it will make you uncool.
I posted this because really? I looked this up for a joke, but the definitions accualy made me laugh, cause an accualy punk kid wouldnt care if you were trashing their bands or calling them not punk or whatever. Punks not dead, just misunderstood
Pop punk kid: I love blink 182, all time low, good Charlotte, and 5sos!
Poser punk rock: what the fuck? Good Charlotte and blink 182 have killed punk rock! The Ramones and Blondie are punk rock You aren't actually punk!
Punk rock: I like Sex Pistols, simple plan, dead Kennedy's, green day the clash, Ed Sheerhan, and five iron frenzy. Oh I'm not punk rock? I don't give half a fuck
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A word used to describe when a male nuts, or mistakenly says milky rock instead of milly rock
Boy: I pulled a milky rock
Other boy: I love doing the milly rock
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Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.
John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"
Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"
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Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water
Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"
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