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When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.
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Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.
My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.
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The cutest thing ever :~)). Also, they give you rice.
Synonym: Tony
Luis Antonio Perez the second is soooo sweet and the cutest thing to exist in my eyes!
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The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.
'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...
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the first soft-agressive-unmelodic-pop band to ever exist. ever. some call the band the first new-core band ever as well. both are acceptable.
the lead singer in second chance at redemption is extremely good looking, but the rest of the band is not.
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A car that goes 0 to anything over 60 in less then 10 seconds
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This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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