Random
Source Code
Random
The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day
20👍 4👎
Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.
Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.
42👍 13👎
an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.
Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."
Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."
41👍 15👎
Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.
I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.
51👍 18👎
Definition/ Short term relationship (STR):
In the event that two people seemingly are attracted to each other but one person may be moving. A (STR) allows two individuals to spend as much time as possible exploring each other's hearts, souls, and minds up until said departure date. They shall live each day up until that point with no regret of fear of the future nor the past, allowing both people to truly enjoy the current point in time. Aka (the moment).
Upon departure they will remain friends and always remeber the good memories made during the (STR) in hopes they will meet again one day..
Cody met a amazing girl named Cori while dancing. Unfortunetly he is moving 2500 miles away in 4 weeks, he still really likes Cori so he asks her if she's interested in a (STR) short term relationship..
She has yet to accept the terms but there is hope.
Either way he thinks she is amazing and has so much potential.
28👍 9👎
perfect height for giving male blow jobs.
Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.
1👍 2👎