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Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes
Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower
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The act of showering in the lingering filth of a freshly laid shit that you forgot to flush before you hopped in the shower. Hence making the shower experience extremly toxic.
Person 1: "Man, i got in the shower with a massive dump still in the crapper"
Person 2: "Yeh, i can tell, your still glowing green from that 'toxic shower'"
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A booty that's so damn fine, you end up thinking about it later while you're in the shower.
"Damn that's a shower booty right there."
"Have you seen a shower booty today?"
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Must have the runs to do this
When a person lies on the ground and another person shites through a sieve on top of them and then masturbates and cums all over them as soap.
A met a girl last night and gave her a dirty shower.
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Game: When two people are webcam chatting and go take showers at the same time (aiming their webcams at the shower curtain/door) and see who can finish first. The winner watches the losers webcam until he/she gets out of the shower (naked of course). Should be played with the preferred sexual gender.
Webcam 1: "I'm so bored."
Webcam 2: "Want to play shower roulette?"
Webcam 1: "Sure that game is awesome!"
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A quartet of shitposters, cosplayers, and the bestest of friends. If you have three friends you consider to be of these qualities, you have yourself a group of thots. You can share all your secret thoughts with and it goes without judgement, this is a great group of spontaneous little devils.
" if you're friends with the shower thots, get away from them immediately"
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The Orange Shower is a specific type of urinary endeavor, similar to the golden shower. Whether done for a sexual thrill or purely out of spite, it involves hiring prostitutes to urinate on a bed used by someone considered to be an enemy or rival. The Orange Shower was first performed by President Donald Trump when he hired Russian prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed that had been previously used by President Barrack Obama.
On a business trip, I recently stayed in a hotel, and I found the bed to be exceptionally comfortable. However, as soon as I found out that my dickface boss had stayed in the same room a year ago, I promptly began planning an Orange Shower.
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