After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROAT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
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when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!
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when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
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When you perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim while yelling "SURPRISE TRUST FALL"
John: So how was the party man?
Dylan: Oh it was good. It was at Mikes house and we all-
John: SURPRISE TRUST FALL!
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the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack
last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it
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When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.
Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!
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