a person who does not use social media

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

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Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy

Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

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tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

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among us in real life sus sus

playing among us in real life is very sus!

sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'

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Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!

The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.

kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*

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