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we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word
To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."
Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.
This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt
The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
A snowplough.
Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.
After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.
Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.