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The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little
I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.
When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.
As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.
The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.
Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!
Poop.
I made fart pebbles in the potty today.
A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.
An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.
Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!
Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.
Person 3: Nice!
When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?