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A half paper airplane, half bean humanoid creature that roams around elementary schools across B.C.
Deen The Paper Airplane Bean
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AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
This is when you line up 5 women in a line.Make them bend over the fuck me position and call up 4 of your friends.Get 5 pieces of paper and proceed to kneel in front of the bitches.then proceed to give each woman a paper cut while you all fuck them from behind and make a race out of it.The first girl to hit the finish line with the most papercuts, wins a free gang rape.
"these five girls totally got the paper-cut rally fuck last night, that bitch almost bled to death".
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a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it
this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.
A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.
"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."
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A very good, local(Monroe,Louisiana), rock band. They just finished recording a cd and hopefully you will hear of them!
We want to go the coffee shop to the Rock Paper Scissors Play.
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My biology paper 1 gcse 2018 was BULLSHIT