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You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
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An anthem from the motherland
Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
The kind of bitch who asks you to eat his / her ass on a regular basis. They are though, a Russian, which means that they are super fucking sexy and badass.
That fucking bitch ass Russian just asked me to eat his ass!
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.
Hey babe let's take the Russian Sleigh Ride to Moscow
The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
Jill was being mean to Jack so he snuck into her room and gave her a Russian Road Block
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1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo
Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!
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